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Take Me to the River
You know the rest.
Jun 17 • Nicole Garelick
Things Your Husband Actually Wants for Father’s Day
I'm giving you a week and a half to prepare.
Jun 10 • Nicole Garelick
Get Yourself a Statement Necklace
It helps with everything.
Jun 2 • Nicole Garelick

May 2026

Criminal Amnesia
A strong case of it.
May 27 • Nicole Garelick
Don't Do It
You don't need french sepia doll clogs.
May 20 • Nicole Garelick
My Mother's Hands
I guess they're mine now.
May 13 • Nicole Garelick
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
A Mother's Day Gift Guide for the Things You Already Had
May 6 • Nicole Garelick

April 2026

Backseat Sensei
I was not expecting this level of wisdom while changing lanes.
Apr 29 • Nicole Garelick
The Shittiest Phone Call
Literally.
Apr 22 • Nicole Garelick
Who Wants to Go Skipping?
Anybody?
Apr 15 • Nicole Garelick
The Cab Drivers
My brother-in-law coined this phrase, and I want to make sure he gets credit.
Apr 8 • Nicole Garelick
A Recipe for Hard Boiled Egg Soup
It's tradition, and some news.
Apr 1 • Nicole Garelick
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