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My name is Nicole. I’m an anxious mid-30s mom of two with a day job in tech who likes to make people laugh in my spare time. 

This is my self-imposed PIP (Performance Improvement Plan) in the form of a newsletter. 

In my first job after college, I was actually put on a Performance Plan. Not for any grand failure, but for spending too much time on the Google. A part of me feels like my soul will always be on it.

The Performance Plan is a 2x a week newsletter about the comedy of my errors in everyday life (and sometimes other people’s errors too). 

Join me for the appropriate amount of levity and the occasional tear delivered to your inbox. You’ll see lists, blurbs and musings about sometimes getting life right, but mostly getting it wrong. 

XO,
Nicole

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