Decoding Your Wife's Questions

Essential Reading

What are you doing? Stop that.

Did you remember {insert an event}? She knows you forgot.

Who are you texting? Get off your phone.

Do you want to watch something? She wants to watch VEEP again.

What was that noise? What did you break?

Don’t you think this is funny? Laugh. 

When are you going to {insert a task}? You have five minutes to get this done.

What do you want to eat? Decide for her, but don’t get it wrong.

What are you going to wear? Wear the shirt she likes.

What are you cooking? That smells bad.

Is everything okay? She thinks you are mad at her again.

Did you have fun at dinner? If it’s someone she likes yes, if it’s anyone else no.

Is it hot in here? It’s hot in here. 

You look nice. (Not a question) She wants to have sex, but still doesn’t want a third kid.

                Do you like this shirt? She just bought it and it was expensive.