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Joy Newman's avatar

Beyond hilarious! I donโ€™t doubt there may be some who try your suggestions! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Nicole Garelick's avatar

The red light is working

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Sasha's avatar

The โ€œare you wearing a sweaterโ€ trope feels appropriate in place of wearable tech

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Nicole Garelick's avatar

Yes.

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Nickerson Sabrina's avatar

This is brilliant!

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MKN's avatar

Hilarious. Iโ€™m a big fan of draining pasta and leaning over the colander for a steam/pore opener. Who needs a facial?!

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Becca's avatar

Oo yes also opening the dishwasher right after it's done

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Nicole Garelick's avatar

what a tip!!!!!

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Ariane Anusbigian's avatar

So real. Have a similar post brewing... wellness is so overwhelming these days!!

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Nicole Garelick's avatar

Overwellllllming

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Allegra Ben-Amotz's avatar

I too am trash at being a lady so thanks for the tips!

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Nicole Garelick's avatar

Trash moms

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