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Sutton's avatar

someone turned it around!!! Every parent was truly facing the same battle!!

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Olivia Nuccio's avatar

Millennial parents are cowards 😂

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Emily's avatar

Best line!!!!

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Sasha's avatar

Toddler catnip is literary gold

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Alex Kruger's avatar

I love that he saw it on Substack

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Annexes's avatar

But look at that dollhouse!! I'm an adult and not into dolls nor pink, but would you LOOK at that dollhouse! Its powers cannot be denied.

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Nicole Garelick's avatar

I know - I really think it's because of the fan!

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Bill Southern's avatar

So, you sawed off your Barbie’s’ arms too, eh? Well, the Barbies in question belonged to my sister, but still. . .

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