Things That Have Virtually No Impact but Will Radically Change Your Life for One Second

A List.

When you’re deciding between two dishes on a menu, the dish arrives, and you realize you ordered the right one.

The moment after your car is washed.

When you turn the messy papers on your desk into a neat little pile.

Staring at your freshly manicured hands.

Making everyone in your group chat laugh.

Remembering that thing you forgot.

Getting your pants and socks on after a shower. (The feeling lasts a few seconds longer if they’re leggings because the struggle is so real.)

When you’re dreading bending down, but then you do it and realize it wasn’t so bad.

Dusting that filthy vent you’ve been staring at for months—every time you walk into the bathroom, it mocks you because it knows you’re too lazy to get the step ladder from the closet.

Making your bed.

Throwing out all the trash in your purse.

Getting into a hot shower.

Finally deciding where to go for dinner.

Calling your senators. (Doesn’t seem to do anything, but it does feel really good for a sec.)

If you laughed let a girl know.