Things a Labubu Might Be
A list.
A new breed of dog.
A type of plastic surgery.
“I recently had a Labubu done.”
A babywearing brand.
“Jasper loves being carried in the Labubu.”
A popular name for kids in the year 2025.
“That’s Forest, Ren, and Labubu.”
A flavorful stew that uses warm spices like turmeric, cumin, and coriander.
“What’s for dinner?” “Labubu.”
A new drink that’s similar to matcha, but pink.
“I’ll have a Labubu with oat milk.”
Some AI platform that men like.
“Since Grok is anti-Semitic now, I’ve started entrusting all of my deepest, darkest secrets to Labubu.”
An island in Greece you can’t afford to visit, but somehow other people in very similar financial situations to you can.
“We just got back from Labubu,” says a woman with a fabulous tan.
A popular Substack.
“Nicole writes the popular newsletter covering culture and gossip, Labubu.”
A foodie brand.
“Have you heard of that new olive oil, Labubu?”
For the record, Labubu is a toy people are willing to wait in line for. But you were close with “flavorful stew.”
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This is pure gold.
Guess we’ll never know!